Laughter, With Occasional Music

Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?


A: Homeless.




A smalltime band finally gets a bigtime break. As they are onstage playing to a thousand screaming fans, they realize they are on their way to fame and fortune. The guitarist is thinking about how he can't wait to buy that car he's always wanted. The drummer is thinking about buying a house. The bassist is thinking: A-A-A-A-G-G-G-D-D-D....




And the best one:


Q: How do you know when a singer is at the door?


A: She doesn't know when to come in and she can't find the key.






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