Meh. *What* Economic Meltdown?

(Borrowed from PHD Comics...)

Mmm. Bacon.

(This was borrowed from Bay of Fundie who borrowed it from somewhere else...)

I Am Comfortably Numb...sort of.

After a trip to the dentist today, I felt a bit like Steve Dallas here. Fortunately, I managed to get through the rest of my day without any mockery or misunderstandings.

The Humans Are Dead

For those of you worried about robots taking over the world, this song's for you.


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Laugh Lines

Every so often I like to cull a few gems from student writing. Enjoy! (Or cringe, as you please).



"Only losers decide to go to the movies by themselves."

"My ex-girlfriend and I had a very happy relationship because I told her the truth no matter what."

"But the fact that you can hog the covers, or spend all your money on your twelve cats if you please makes being single all worth the while, right?"

"If you don't achieve the goal you always thought you wanted, as long as you are happy, you are successful in your career -- even if it's unemployment!"

"Furthermore, men and women were created as supplements of each other. Women need shoulders when they feel sad. Men need soft and warm voices when they feel stressed."

"Even the grandparents got evolved."






93 Days til the Burn

Excerpt from The Bunny Suicides

I just discovered these today. Too too funny!


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Tough Pairings

See Calamities of Nature for more....

Give Me Two Good Reasons

It's Monday morning, and once again Mom has to drag her son out of bed.

"Ah, Mom," he grumbles sleepily. "I don't want to go to school."

"Give me two good reasons why you shouldn't go to school," his mother replies.

"The kids all hate me! And the teachers all hate me!"

"Well, that's not good enough. Now get out of bed."

"Give me two good reasons why I should go to school!"

"You're 42 years old, and you're the principal."

Engineering Humor

"Do it with Frequency til it Hertz."

~slogan on a t-shirt on display in the Engineering Building, SJSU

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