Monday, February 18, 2008

Give Me Two Good Reasons

It's Monday morning, and once again Mom has to drag her son out of bed.

"Ah, Mom," he grumbles sleepily. "I don't want to go to school."

"Give me two good reasons why you shouldn't go to school," his mother replies.

"The kids all hate me! And the teachers all hate me!"

"Well, that's not good enough. Now get out of bed."

"Give me two good reasons why I should go to school!"

"You're 42 years old, and you're the principal."





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